Act Like A Monkey

Yeah, okay cool. So that’s a f*cking monkey and it doesn’t belong out in public shopping around. I don’t care how you dress him up or how curious George is, that’s how shit like the plague starts.

Unknown

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 7.7/10 (139 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +11 (from 65 votes)
Act Like A Monkey, 7.7 out of 10 based on 139 ratings

12 Responses so far.


  1. MissG says:

    I wonder where she was able to get a Patas monkey for a pet – unless she rescued it from a laboratory. If so it looks like it may have PTSD.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
  2. webjnke says:

    And I thought the crazy cat lady was nuts

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +5 (from 7 votes)
  3. G Spot Finder says:

    From the looks of her legs, I think the plague has struck.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +10 (from 10 votes)
    • Joe Scheiss says:

      They look like hickey marks. I’m thinking she’s sapiosexual, and the little monkey was spanking her instead of the other way around.

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: 4.4/5 (7 votes cast)
      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)
  4. Joe Scheiss says:

    Monkey lady must go there a lot, because they Walmart cashier acts like it’s another day at the WM.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
  5. Deeke says:

    At least its not flinging feces. But then again, some Walcreature prolly did it before the monkey got there.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
  6. jj says:

    It’s against health dept regulations to bring anything but a service dog into any store that sells food, but walmartians never are smart enough and the mgmt won’t kick them out. Personally I don’t shop in any place that allows those disease ridden varmits.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)
    • Scorched Earth says:

      I believe that most municipalities also have ordinances against keeping zoo type animals as pets as well

      Scorched Earth

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)
      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
      Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)
  7. Bob says:

    Who needs a service dog when you can have a service monkey?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  8. Vae Vobis says:

    Is she in the 28 Items Later lane?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
  9. Stan says:

    What in tarnation?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  10. Jimmy Ehks says:

    I hate these disease bags. Diaper rats belong in research facilities where their torment and death can benefit humanity.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

Leave a Reply


Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny

People of Walmart - Funny Photos Of Walmart Shoppers - Humor Blog

People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

Three Ring Blogs