Breakfast Club Reject
Oh man! I bet back in your day everyone thought that outfit was awesome huh?!!!….Well, they didn’t, and they still don’t. You looked like a moron then and now you just look like a bigger older moron. You’re like 50 years old, take off the acid wash jeans and the goofy hat, wear normal shoes and remove the armbands because now not only are you embarrassing yourself but you’re also probably embarrassing your kids as well, that is if anyone decided to ever have sex with you.