Canadian Muffins

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It appears that our neighbors to the north have plenty of muffin tops too. Although theirs are brought to you by Tim Hortons, so that’s a little better I guess.

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  1. Popanator says:

    She says do i look good and he says you look ok.

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    • John Mortensen says:

      And he never heard the shot. . . .

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  2. John Mortensen says:

    More like Canadian Bacon, eh. . . . .

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    • Northern Girl says:

      We have heavy people up here, too (hey with our winters we need body fat) but most of us have the decency not to walk around with our Molson muscles exposed. Cover up!

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      • John Mortensen says:

        “Molson Muscles”. I like that. . . . .

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        • Northern Girl says:

          Yeah, that’s been around since I was a child and I like it, too. Molson is a major brewery here in the Great White North so Molson muscle is a term easily understood even if you’ve never heard it before. Along with that, puking after eating pizza and snacks and chugging down too much Molson’s (as the young and inexperienced are wont to do), is called “doing the big technicolour yawn.”

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      • John Mortensen says:

        I had heard you guys refer to it as “pink disc” or “ham”. At least that’s what this guy says. . . . .

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        • Northern Girl says:

          I’ve never heard of it referred to as either but that could be because of different colloquialisms in different regions of the country – but ya learn something new every day, eh? LOL

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          • John Mortensen says:

            Well, EpicMealTime are from Montreal, so it might just be local slang. . . .

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    • off the reservation says:

      Even bacon can have too much fat to taste good.

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  3. off the reservation says:

    Does your tractor need a spare tire? Geez, put some clothes on. We don’t want to see your rolls

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  4. Steveinto says:

    Canada Eh!, It’s a big country, kinda like like labeling everything USA, or maybe world

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  5. DRAKE MALLARD says:

    Be careful what you look for Taylor, you may not like what you find.

    http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/05/chimp-flipping-off-camera.jpg

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    • admiralbrown says:

      “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

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  6. CaptainCrankyDeux says:

    That gut this girl is working on will be down to her knees when she’s 50.

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  7. russ says:

    Themes love muffins

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  8. Kevin says:

    As long as it’s a blueberry muffin, eh’

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    • Northern Girl says:

      or too many beaver tails. (a very rich pastry not a real beaver tail).

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  9. Jerry says:

    Mrs. Pillsbury Doughboy ……… eh?

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  10. DOJORODA says:

    The flea market also has an assortment of flabby guts to look at, if you are into it. No vomit bags are provided. If you are going to dress this way, please carry vomit bags with you.

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  11. Sejanus says:

    Ya know Canada is a damned big place with divisions much like States called Provinces.
    Would it be so damned tough to use those when posting pics from there?

    As for her Avril Levigne look alike career, it never really took off.

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    • Canuck Guy says:

      Exactly. How about a province ID and may as well throw in the city or town. Maybe somebody will recognize her and tip her off that she is now famous(for 15 seconds)

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  12. admiralbrown says:

    If she thinks this is a good look for her, I hate to think what a bad look is.

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  13. CanuckLulu says:

    Once again, on behalf of Canada, I would like to apologize to viewers for this appalling picture. The belly is disgusting on its own but the really bad wig and ridiculous nails are just over the top. Normal Canadian women do not look like this, thank God! And the eye bleach is on me.

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    • John Mortensen says:

      But then. . . . .

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      • CanuckLulu says:

        One of our great Canadian icons! LOL

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        • Northern Girl says:

          I loved his show. Good clean fun!

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          • John Mortensen says:

            But he lives on. On Youtube. In syndication. And his one-man shows. . .

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    • Northern Girl says:

      Yeah, most of us Canuks know the difference between casual and tacky slob. This one, unfortunately, doesn’t.

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  14. snarky says:

    If you’re in walmart, ironically taking pictures…you’re a “walmart person” and no different than any other walmart person.

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    • admiralbrown says:

      I beg to differ. We shop at WalMart for cheap Health and Beauty supplies, certain vehicle maintenance supplies, paper plates and household cleaning supplies.
      I do not walk around with my bottom exposed, I bring no animals into the store, I do not use a motorized cart to drag children around. In a nutshell I don’t make any glaring mistakes against society to get myself noticed.
      We are not all equal, we have equal rights, but it is what we do with our lives that makes us unique, not cookie cutter. Sorry we are all different and our differences make us stronger.

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      • snarky says:

        oops, sorry, we are all different, and at various times we occupy different venn circles. You go to walmart, so you self-identify as a “person of walmart”. This page isn’t labeled “wierd people of walmart”. I don’t shop at walmart, so to me you are just another “person of walmart” and therefore picture worthy. I don’t care why you’re there, what you’re buying, to me you’re only a slightly less wierd version of anybody I see here.
        Also, I doubt you’re here celebrating the differences of our culture, as the purpose of this site is to mock your fellow wal-marters. so as you point and snicker, just remember I’m behind you pointing and snickering too.
        So again I say, if you’re standing in walmart taking a picture of someone YOU consider a “person of walmart” you are, at that moment, no better.

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  15. jimmy says:

    I’m not gonna lie she is so sexy and i would so fuck her.

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  16. LOVEEMLARGE says:

    I love a nice warm fresh muffin top!!

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  17. Tim Jones says:

    I wouldn’t mind eating her muff-in…

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  18. Bill Cosby's Sweater says:

    I’d fuck it

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  19. Ronda says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else see Lady Gaga if she let her career slip and she winds up living in a dirt road trailer park?

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  20. Skwisgaar Skwigelf says:

    Vicky fucking Pollard

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