Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking.
I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump.
Splish splash he was taking a bath…Well his ass was at least.
Doing that “gotta get to the other bathroom for toilet paper” waddle.