Ignoring the fact you have a pet deer, have you ever been to Walmart? This would be the last place I’d take my deer. That’s like tying your lasagna up for safe keeping in my mouth. It’s gonna get got.
Uh uh, no way. I’m not falling for those tricks again buster!
(1) You’re an insane person. (2) I don’t need that type of negativity in my life. (3) Even if that’s true, it’s worth the risk, so suck it.
Meet Ron. Absentee Step-Father of Dragons.