I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. – Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you do with a big snake.
I’d like to come up with a witty caption here but I’m literally choking on all this loneliness.
Ducks and pig faces and snakes…OH MY! Just in case you needed to grab one, or all three of this delectable items with a bag of Doritos and a 3-pack of Hanes, now you can.