Animals
12.09.
Why Did The Chicken Go To Walmart?
I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten.
Ohio
8 Comments12.08.
Who Flung Poo?
She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.
Oklahoma
38 Comments12.06.
Caged Heat
I challenge you to think of a better animal to put in the back of a better ride. It can’t be done, so don’t waste your time.
Arkansas
1 Comment11.15.
Did You Bring Me A Monkey?
Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate.
Unknown
149 Comments