Geez. Toys R Us Geoffrey just doesn’t know what to do with himself. Don’t torture yourself by checking in on your more successful friend. That will just make you more depressed buddy.
I’ve heard of driving like shit but not driving with shit.
Have you ever been walking around Walmart and you hit that weird smell? Like, is it roadkill? Is it just human body odor? Probably both.
Never did I once think in my life I’d say the words “At least he put a diaper on that monkey.” Seriously though, why are you like this?