I was so distracted by what looks like a lady wrestling a bird that I overlooked the other bird just chillin’ on this guy’s hat. Don’t let one asshole distract you from another. That’s a good life lesson.
Because carrying one cat on your shoulder around Walmart doesn’t scream “crazy lady” as much as two would. That’s just good, crazy math.
How I’m spending my day prepping for the onslaught of food and booze that is Thanksgiving Day.
Just a good ol’ fashioned cock fight in the middle of Walmart. But don’t worry about it vegan girl in LA who won’t eat chicken, you’re making a real difference.