These are actual items sold in the Wal-Marts in China. Pictured are crocodiles, frogs, and turtles.
Looks like Marmaduke isn’t much of a watch dog! But I guess I’d be tired too if I had someone riding me around the store.
But I’m gonna get even man. He’s gonna get too close to the truck one day. I’ll bite his fucking ear off. That’s a f*cking promise man, you f*ck with me too long, you get f*cked with….Ahh, I’m all talk, f*ck me, I know. How can I bite his ear off? I can’t even bite through the f*cking rope, you know. I talk out my ass.
Okay, now once you’re done looking at the skunk, get ready…..go on get ready…..are you ready?…..I’m pretty sure there’s a child in the bottom part of the cart.