What you don’t see if his buddy following him around with an old school boombox playing ‘Foxy Lady’ on repeat.
The level of hatred I have for dressing up your dog is overwhelming, but it doesn’t come close to the level of anger I have for people who poorly dress up their dogs. If you are going to do it, make me laugh, or don’t do it.
You aren’t Jimmy Buffett and this isn’t Margaritaville….get the f***in’ bird out of here!
He is taking back that filet of fish.