No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights.
Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache.
That’s what you get for cheating on Elin! Caged up like an animal….huh, what’s that? A different “Tiger”? Oh, well enjoy your Frosted Flakes then.
I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten.