I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten.
She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.
I challenge you to think of a better animal to put in the back of a better ride. It can’t be done, so don’t waste your time.
Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate.