This must be the poor man’s version of “not putting the horse before the cart”.
Fact: Everybody knows that iguanas love tire swings. Wikipedia that shit.
I was going to yell about the safety and sanitary conditions of shopping with your pet monkey thing, but you put it in a tiny dress so I can’t say anything that doesn’t involve the word ‘adorable’.
Aaaaaannnnddd………let the dog jokes start…now.