Am I the only one waiting for Joe Pesci to start going at this thing in the trunk with a kitchen knife?
“Oh no Ms., it’s cool, I love stepping in parrot sh*t whenever I’m buying celery.”
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…
Hey maybe you guys could help me down, it’s a 3 foot drop and my legs aren’t what they used to be.
Nah man, I’m cool…I’m gonna stay home and chill with my monkey.