That moment the edibles kick in at the grocery store…
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Kind of funny that your Walmart tattoo would likely prevent you from getting a job at Walmart.
*Cue Alanis Morissette ironic music.
If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.