Trust me, you’ll feel a lot better once you get that monkey off your back.
Looks like that thing is gonna absorb all the water in the pool.
Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up.
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy.