Excuse me miss, you’re ass is way to symmetrical to be shopping at Walmart. Tell your photographer to take you somewhere more realistic.
Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think.
Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.
Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.