Featured Creature
08.16.
Candy Is Dandy
The candy is free but the emotional scars will cost you your innocence and likely years of expensive therapy. That’s called the ol’ bait & switch folks, that’s how they get you in. Remember, nothing in life is truly free.
Illinois
43 Comments10.26.
Cheaters At Walmart
I’m trying to wrap my head around the “cunt whore” part of this. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy putting two words together to form a new and different insult? For instance: twat waffle, dildo mustard, cock hammer, douche canoe, clitoris maximus, penis pump, vagina face, and dick turd. Put some of your favs in the comments. Let’s keep this thread going!
Florida
107 Comments10.02.
Free Mustache Rides
On a scale of 1 to awesome, I rate that mustache a fantasia! Now give me some more pills.
Wisconsin
20 Comments08.24.
Ride The Train
Let’s go kids, the train is leaving the station; either get on or get out! Choooo Choooo!
Missouri
1 Comment
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