Winter looks like it’s gonna be a bitch this year! Damn, no joke, my balls just jumped up into my body because they are scared.
Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.
This might be the worst drive-by tragedy since Notorious B.I.G.
Damn girl, you are nailing that Captain Caveman look! Unga-Bunga baby!