Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
Enjoy it while it lasts, you’re days are numbered.
Your front butt and moobs look like Yoshi’s face trying to burst through your shirt.
Did we just find the cover to our next book?