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05.19.
Doin’ It Doggy Style
“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my damn nuts off while you shop! I hope you plan on buying some paper towels and stain remover sucker!”
Georgia
129 Comments01.16.
Spread ‘Em
What the hell? What kind of asshole actually spreads wide to show me their actual asshole? I don’t need that deep of a look up into your soul sweetie. Keep that poop cutter to yourself.
California
6 Comments06.07.
Deep Pockets
Wow! Just wow! I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m relieved you hand pockets are conveniently located low enough that they cover your nipples but for the love of all that is good in this world put on a f*cking bra lady! I don’t mind seeing Kate Upton in a see through mesh top, that’s cool. Are you Kate Upton? No? Well then take those old ass water balloons and get the hell out of here.
Canada
1 Comment11.28.
Cyber Monday > Black Friday: Part 2
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.
Alabama
81 Comments