Because a talking parrot is for punk bitches, that’s why.
That awkward moment when your 4 back boobs come out and look like two hooves slipping on a ledge…
I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.
Looks like someone else is into the #WalmartChallenge….and they said it was going to the dogs.