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08.20.
The Bomb Threat
“While the police search for anything suspicious…” Ummmmm I guess they suck at their job because the first place I’d look is in the Hello Kitty lunchbox being carried by a grown man with a sweet ponytail that screams “My mom’s basement gets cold at night so I wrap myself in dead cats.”
Illinois
20 Comments07.09.
Slippin’
That awkward moment when your 4 back boobs come out and look like two hooves slipping on a ledge…
Louisiana
83 Comments12.24.
When Farting Goes Horribly Wrong
I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.
Washington
33 Comments08.14.
Man & Beast
Because a talking parrot is for punk bitches, that’s why.
Texas
35 Comments