Let’s see, you shorts don’t fit, your shirt doesn’t fit, and your bra looks like it’s cutting off the circulation to your brain which, now that I think about it, might be the cause of your poor decisions.
Nothing screams “I’m Bossy” more than an ass tat, because clearly any idiot who is back there to see it must have no control over their decisions whatsoever. The unitentional cool part of her tattoo is when she stands up I’m pretty sure it turns into a face with a handlebar mustache!
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1,000 times people! Wearing skin-tight tan colored clothes makes you look like a baked potato. With that being said, who would you put butter and sour cream on in today’s edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’?
Wait for it…wait for it…you’ll see it…c’mon, you’ll find it. It’s like Where’s Waldo, once you spot it you won’t be able to stop staring at it…..aaaaaannnnndddd bam! Boner.