Moon Dog is giving out free hugs…no word on whether or not the sanitizer wipes for after the hug are free though.
While the bowl haircut does not receive the same recognition and fanfare as the mullet, I think it is right up there and should be rocked by more people other than by kids that played soccer in 1993. Just my opinion…
Look at that! YourKidsArtSucks.com already has support out there! Thanks for the mobile billboard!
I see your method for hunting common decency is fetching dingleberries. Well then congratulations on a successful hunt, because you definitely just killed it.