Ohhh! I think this is one of those double picture things! So do you see a vase or two old people?
You know when your child comes out of his/her room dressed like the kid from Big Daddy and you ask them if they “got dressed in the closet”? That’s cute. This is just sad.
Ohhh what fancy black roses! Your attire definitely doesn’t scream “I eat a bowl of depression every morning for breakfast.”
Instead of poking fun and being witty, I thought I would use this as an opportunity to get the the bottom of a serious question that has bothered me for quite some time: Why is it goth/weird/scary/freaky (whatever you want to call them) girls are always pale white chicks? You never see a hot tan girl all freaked out and it’s very rare you see a black goth chick. But I’m not even talking about white girls, I’m talking about really, really white girls. Please riddle me that, I’d appreciate it.