What kind of gold digger actually wears all gold? It seems too obvious. Hell, she can’t even dig for gold in her own nose with those damn piercings jacked up in there!
Oh hey there! Listen, I don’t want to bother you ,but could you stop looking like trashy old Madonna for a second and put your nipple away? It’s scaring everyone.
Dammit Nike. You are responsible for convincing people to ‘Just Do It’. Hope you’re happy.
Quick, somebody go get my Buddha overalls. It seems somebody wants to have a Battle of the Gods.