Featured Creature
10.21.
Gold Digger
What kind of gold digger actually wears all gold? It seems too obvious. Hell, she can’t even dig for gold in her own nose with those damn piercings jacked up in there!
Louisiana
60 Comments10.21.
A Tid Bit Nipply
Oh hey there! Listen, I don’t want to bother you ,but could you stop looking like trashy old Madonna for a second and put your nipple away? It’s scaring everyone.
Arizona
88 Comments10.21.
Don’t Do It
Dammit Nike. You are responsible for convincing people to ‘Just Do It’. Hope you’re happy.
North Carolina
91 Comments10.20.
The Zeus Is Loose
Quick, somebody go get my Buddha overalls. It seems somebody wants to have a Battle of the Gods.
California
104 Comments