You look like a human cupcake, which is sweet. Pun completely intended.
Clearly you paid someone to take this picture of you. Nobody sporting a shirt like that and Mr. Socko on their hand has any friends.
Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so best caption gets nothing but pride.
Why so serious?….Sir, this is a job interview, that is why I’m so serious. If you could please see yourself out that would be great.