You know how people tell you to “look for the silver lining” in things? Well, they were wrong.
PSA: Men, in case you didn’t know, sometimes new mothers like to booty pop just to see if they got their pre-pregnancy figure back. Most of the time, they don’t, so the next step in this equation is for you to not say a damn thing unless you want castrated in the middle of Walmart.
I was just about to make a list of people who should carry big scary knives around in public and wouldn’t you know it, guess who was at the top of the list? That’s right! The guy with the pink jeans and a homemade backpack who doesn’t look crazy at all.
Of course the tank top has to be see-through mesh. How else could you see his thong sticking out of his short shorts?