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10.17.
…And Twins!
Dear twins: Knock it off. Nobody thinks it’s cute. The odds of Coors Light spotting you and hiring you for them to bring back their “Aaaand Twins” campaign are about the same as Willy the Pimp being our next President. So again, knock it off.
Florida
66 Comments10.17.
Something To Beach About
Places I would lay out and tan before Walmart: beach, home, park, Chernobyl, the sun.
Louisiana
41 Comments10.16.
Pants (Literally) On The Ground
I was gonna quote that “pants on the ground” song thing, but I don’t watch American Idol and I didn’t feel like putting forth the effort to Google it for this guy.
Wisconsin
84 Comments10.16.
A Wing & A Prayer
His car must go really fast!!!! Or at least sound like a lawnmower that goes really fast…you would figure they would have created something a little more subtle to get everyone’s attention to let them know you’re a douche by now.
Florida
67 Comments
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