This shirt is made of bits of real horse hair…so you know it’s good.
Halloween shopping tip: You don’t need to wear last year’s costume to shop for this year’s. By the way, is the lady in red wearing the same “I can’t believe more than one person bought these” shorts?
Ohh yeah sure, when your kid has to poop the entire world must stop what it’s doing and focus on him, but when daddy has to drop a duecenberg the kid can’t stop fidgeting for 5 minutes!
Who thought it would be a good idea to cross a naughty school girl with the school lunch lady? Newsflash: It wasn’t a good idea. Go change.