Places I would lay out and tan before Walmart: beach, home, park, Chernobyl, the sun.
I was gonna quote that “pants on the ground” song thing, but I don’t watch American Idol and I didn’t feel like putting forth the effort to Google it for this guy.
His car must go really fast!!!! Or at least sound like a lawnmower that goes really fast…you would figure they would have created something a little more subtle to get everyone’s attention to let them know you’re a douche by now.
I noticed you left off “children’s role model”.