I noticed you left off “children’s role model”.
Check out DJ Rollback on the one’s and two’s! I wonder if he is spinning the PoWM rap?
I feel like you are one of those card girls who walk around in between rounds during a fight. Probably not a real boxing match, but more like one of those Bum Fights.
Why are pimps the only ones that get to dress like this? Sure, maybe a judge wouldn’t take him seriously as a lawyer or maybe you would be weary of him operating on your spouse but it would add some fun to life, wouldn’t it?