Is that a muzzle? Are you wearing some weird human muzzle so you don’t bite me? I mean, you look like the weird kid in gym class wrestling, but I’m pretty sure that is a preemptive measure taken so you don’t bite me.
Okay, once you’re done throwing away all of your own pink clothes and you’re done contemplating what he plans to do with those Twizzlers, why don’t you take a good look and figure out what’s keeping that belt up because I’ll tell ya something, I don’t see any belt loops!
Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter.
Girl, you are lucky it’s New Years Eve because by 12:01 tonight, someone might be drunk enough to ruin their 2011.