I’m not even gonna say anything bad here. Can you even grasp how awesome it would be walking into Walmart and seeing a moon-bounce? Parents could ignore their kids and shop in peace for a while and kids can have fun in a moon-bounce until they eventually run through the store crying and searching for their parents because I may or may not sneak into the moon-bounce and knock them through the mesh door flap and into a rack of clothes.
Men who can wear robes in public: (1) Hugh Hefner (2) black belts in Karate (I say this not because I think they are cool, they aren’t, but because they can beat my ass. And no, I don’t give a sh*t that they aren’t called robes because either way they ARE robes) and (3) Monks.
Oh God!! It looks like Courtney Love and Kirstie Alley morphed into one big scary mess.
PoWM new job posting: “Wanted, sexy cabana boy with at least 48 years of experience” – Ohh, we’re sorry this position has just been filled.