I’m just curious if you are that bad at dressing like a man too.
I’ve seen these contraptions from time to time (rarely color coordinated) but I would just like to say how much I love America. Don’t feel like putting in all that work with crutches? We will build a knee-scooter so you can scamper around like a 12 year old off his Ritalin.
Uhhh Ms., I think you overlooked something…no, not the toilet seat cover stuck to your ass, I was referring to you matching your shorts and socks after the age of 11.
“Thank you, thank you very much.” No. No, don’t say thank you. Nobody is giving you a compliment or anything that might resemble a positive thing that you could thank them for. In fact start apologizing.