A female mohawk mullet!!!!! I’ve seen femullets, I’ve seen femhawks, I’ve even seen hawkettes. But this daring combination of the three has to be a first. Mark down this day on your calendar because I’m fairly confident in saying we are displaying the first ever femhawkettes. What a glorious day for us all.
You know, I was just wondering if you had a huge stupid tattoo that I could pretend was cool to your face then make fun of when you’re not around? Oh you do! Great, oh and thanks for cutting that hole in your shirt and framing it for us. That really is a piece of art sh*t.
Kind of a late Super Bowl parade, but ♫ Oh when the Saints, go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in. You have to dress, like your bat sh*t crazy, when the saints go marching in.♫
By my “girl” do you mean my daughter or my girlfriend? Either way it’s inappropriate. I just need to know whether I’m gonna beat your ass or stab you.