Ahhhhhh! Get amped mother truckers, it’s March Madness time!!!! Our teams will likely continue to disappoint. Pitt will bow out early as usual, my Xavier Musketeers went all fat girl at prom and weren’t invited to the dance, but I’m gonna go ahead and hop on my law school Valpo Crusaders to channel their inner Bryce Drew and put in a few upsets. Who you guys got in the big dance?
It must be proposal season with all these engagement photos flooding our inbox. This keeps us Walmart is going to start putting in Las Vegas style chapels and make even more money.
Is there anything cooler than getting your picture taken with some guy sweating his ass off in a big stinky costume? I’m going to say no. So which mascot would you rather get your pic with Chester Cheetah or Chuck the rat?
I haven’t the slightest idea of what’s going on out in Row 4 of the Walmart parking lot, but I suspect some of you might have some ideas. Let’s hear ’em and the best one gets to join this guy’s band.