Guess we didn’t want Fido to wait until we got home huh? Also, you’re pushing that fine line on that short skirt there darling. Consider this a warning.
Your car looks like it got into a fight, got it’s ass whooped and broke it’s jaw. You both should be embarrassed.
Maybe that’s the only way she can get laid. Ever think of that? Bag over the head joke had to come from somewhere people.
The only way that would be cool is if life was like the cartoons and you look like a sprinkler when you drink a bunch of water.