Well I’m glad I can start my week off knowing I’m not this friggin’ weird. Geez that is creepy. Seriously pal, save that for the privacy of your basement.
Oh ok, i see we really wanna test my shit right now by upgrading from a monkey to a damn gorilla in the store! Are you kidding me right now? I don’t know how fast they grown into 10 story monsters! Could be a matter of minutes so get King Kong out of the damn store before he starts wrecking the entire town!…What’s that? It’s a doll you make? Ohh. Well in that case, what the hell are you coddling a fake baby gorilla for? That’s weirder than coddling a real gorilla. Safer, but weirder.
Being a kid is awesome. If it were still socially acceptable for me to rock my Vanilla Ice Steps on the side of my head and my pee wee football number shaved into the back of my head, you can be damn sure I’d still be looking super fly to this day.
Who doesn’t like a classic Battle of the Sexes matchup? For this bout we’ve got a couple of over-the-top mooners. So make sure you pick a side before you hurriedly look away.