Being a kid is awesome. If it were still socially acceptable for me to rock my Vanilla Ice Steps on the side of my head and my pee wee football number shaved into the back of my head, you can be damn sure I’d still be looking super fly to this day.
Who doesn’t like a classic Battle of the Sexes matchup? For this bout we’ve got a couple of over-the-top mooners. So make sure you pick a side before you hurriedly look away.
Rule of thumb: When you are easily twice her age, don’t dress like Hannah Montana.
I don’t remember the chained up subservient Elvis, but I suppose playing fat Elvis and young hip Elvis get swooped up rather quickly.