Hmm. Kids, this brings me to my next point: Don’t smoke crack. As you can tell, even a little bit is bad for you.
Family reunions are tough to schedule when you run the Balloon and dart game for a traveling carnival….On a completely related note, does anybody remember the wrestling group The Oddities?
Oh sweet Jesus! Why couldn’t this have been the other type of drive-by?
(Note: We at PoWM do not condone nor encourage the drive-by-shooting of any Wal-creatures….there is just too high of a risk of a stray bullet hitting a child, someone else taking a picture, or Nick Nolte).
“Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?”