Rule of thumb: When you are easily twice her age, don’t dress like Hannah Montana.
You know how many Cat’s Cradles I’d be able to pull off with that type of hair at my disposal?!?!
Guitar solos can be one of the coolest things in the world. Typically when you are surround by your band being cheered on by the crowd. Other than that, you’re just playing in a parking lot by yourself and it turns into one of the saddest things in the world.
I don’t remember the chained up subservient Elvis, but I suppose playing fat Elvis and young hip Elvis get swooped up rather quickly.