I’m not even gonna say anything bad here. Can you even grasp how awesome it would be walking into Walmart and seeing a moon-bounce? Parents could ignore their kids and shop in peace for a while and kids can have fun in a moon-bounce until they eventually run through the store crying and searching for their parents because I may or may not sneak into the moon-bounce and knock them through the mesh door flap and into a rack of clothes.
I feel your pain lady. Sometimes I think Walmart has 30 lanes just to show you that it could be fast and convenient to check out but would rather make you and everyone else wait in line at the 4 lanes that are open and always seem to be manned by the slowest human beings allowed by law.
If not you, then who? Am I right people? – The answer to the question is likely a prison pen-pal boyfriend, but that really didn’t rhyme so I ignored it.
The Village People LOVE delicious meat. My guess is he’s probably picking up some hard salami.