Side boob – not always as good as it sounds. By the way, that’s advice for both having it and looking at it.
Personally, if I were wearing an animal on my shirt it would probably have to be Animal from the muppets. That’s just common sense. But if I were forced between a pig and a puppy I think I’d just stay at home.
Iowa & Texas
If I got those bottom biscuits for breakfast it would end up ruining my dinner! Not because there is so much but because I just don’t think I can stomach eating for a day or so now.
“Who wants blue balls on their wedding day?” – asks the guy who is now not surprised enough to even ask the question of why they are at Walmart on their wedding day anymore.