You know, it’s odd, I can see the top of your head but for some reason I truly believe if I run up to you and jump onto that super rat-tail and climb it all the way to the top I’ll reach some awesome unbelievable fantasy land where all my dreams would come true…or I’d get lice. Definitely one of the two though.
And y’all mofos wondering why people feel the need to kneel during the anthem.
Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable.
Ohhhhh sweet potato pie, someone get this lady out of here before the cat people see her and start to realize that there are crazy dog ladies too. We’ve worked too hard to keep them hidden from the public eye to let one crazy bitch screw this up for us dog people.