Sir, if those shorts get any shorter your fanny pack will start to look a little out of place.
Why wasn’t I informed they were remaking Encino Man? I could have tried to stop them.
See what happens in Canada during the summer? The ice melts and the NHL is in it’s offseason which gets them all out of whack and they just zone out until October 7th.
These are actual items sold in the Wal-Marts in China. Pictured are crocodiles, frogs, and turtles.