There is a difference between going bald in style and just messing up your head. I’ll give you a minute to figure out which one you fall under.
“That’s what I love about them fat chicks; I get older, they stay the same size!” – And if you love fat chicks and creepy old dudes, be sure to check out the new trailer for Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa coming to a theater near you October 25th.
Raccoon or fox? Suspenders grabbing the tighty whiteys or a safari hat? So many decisions!
Arizona & Utah
Son of a bee sting lady! Why are you trying to test me? Everyone knows that I’m not a fan of any type of animal (besides service animals) inside of Walmart, but you insist on testing me about it dammit. “Oh, I have an idea, let’s see how angry & torn he gets when we take an old lady and have her hold a young puppy in her shirt embodying all that is good and pure about the circle of life.” – Not cool people, not cool.