Ahhh yes, the “Midwest Fuckfest”, classic. I’m assuming you all just drive your tractors to the state fair and watch farm animals have sex. That sound about right?
I see we have a couple of ladies that just couldn’t bring themselves to throw anything away during their spring cleaning. Oh well, even though they look ridiculous it put this song in my head all day so I’m not even angry.
We’ve got a couple of 13 year old boys going through puberty over here ready to hump the corner of the couch when their mom isn’t looking. Piece of advice here gentlemen, nobody has ever gotten laid because of a t-shirt convincing a woman they should sleep with you.
This is less of a Happy Valentine’s Days wish from us and the Holiday Man and more of a public service announcement reminding all of our male fans out there that you have 1 week to spend a bunch of money for no reason other than it’s the 14th of February or you’ll get in trouble with your lady friend.