I’m digging your all-purpose duck hunting hat. Now where is that rude duck who constantly laughs at you because I may or may not have some unfinished business with him.
Ohhh I see what you did there Mr. Play-On-Words. You took ‘Jager Bomb’ and replaced it with your last name, Yeager, inside a bomb! Fantastic! Hey, maybe next time you can just tattoo the word ‘red’ on your neck, or get real creative and go with a picture of a hill and a guy named Billy!
You better roll up those jorts and get yourself prepared because once they see that tail everybody is gonna want to ride that pony!
Don’t waste your quarter, just crouch down and let you mullet reach on up the slot and pick out whatever prize it wants. Trust me, no one would dare call you out on it.