If those clothes could actually reach an artery I’d assume it would cut off circulation. But instead we just get some flab that looks like someone squeezed the middle of a Go-Gurt.
Most people don’t wake up from their acid trip and paint their car. That’s an FYI for those that were now considering it an option.
And now I realize why moms wear mom jeans. They are the only jeans ever made that stay up over the butt. Fashionable? Not in the least. But moms can’t show underwear so it’s a sacrifice they must make. That’s the sad truth I believe I’ve just stumbled upon.
Hey, maybe next time you decide to wear an awful looking fur thing you should probably buy the one that doesn’t look like it was made from a bear’s ass-crack. I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that it looks like a poo trail or the fact that you have on what looks to be JNCO jeans!