If you need an explanation as to why we choose this particular photo for a CAPTION CONTEST then please don’t put your comment because it’s probably going to be awful and I don’t want to waste my time or the time of everyone else who will read it. If you don’t know the drill by now, here is your chance to think of a witty caption and share it with the world. Winner will receive a copy of our new book “Shop & Awe”! For the rest of you who aren’t funny and don’t have a chance in hell to win, you can go ahead and pre-order it now!
Heeeyyyy, how ya doin’ there little lady? Wanna be in a little movie I’m making in my basement? It’s okay, you can trust me, I can make you a STAR baby!
It’s unfortunate stingrays don’t premeditate their murders, because I have a feeling they would have reevaluated their target.
Tattoo on the lower back….might as well be a bullseye.