And y’all mofos wondering why people feel the need to kneel during the anthem.
Do two half moons really make a full moon? I don’t know for sure but I can tell you they are driving me full-moon crazy. My inner werewolf wants to come out and just rip them to pieces as violently as possible. So I’m gonna say yes.
You know what, I’m feeling frisky today. How about I toss you guys a softball here and we do a CAPTION CONTEST!!! Winner gets a copy of our 2014 page-a-day Calendar!!!
Looks like we got ourselves a couple of sneaky snakes around here. Damn you two are hella cool. Oh, my bad I mistyped that. What I meant to say is you two are hella f*cking weird and I’d appreciate if you kept your distance.
Alabama & North Carolina