Ahhh, the new holiday flavored water with a hint of maple syrup….This isn’t Super Troopers lady, put down the Log Cabin!
Christmas is a time for family….WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!
You laugh, but when it comes out that due to the economic downturn that cake is the new currency, Betty Crocker here is gonna be the Bill Gates of Walmart!
Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.