Hey thanks for the weird titty shot. And by weird I mean that it’s odd that you are cool with flashing your boobs but blurring out your face before sending it to us and also weird because your floppy titties are pointing to two different corners of the parking lot floor. Lots of weird is what I’m getting at.
Hey what is that milkmaid doing out of the barn? Never in my life have I seen a milkmaid with the audacity to get off her stool and venture out for some pop! Then again I’ve never seen an actual milkmaid in my life, unless you count my buddy whose family owned a farm, but he mainly wore jeans and a flannel…but he did have soft hands.
Because every lady can’t wait to see your lizard and play with your snake.
We would like to thank all of those who have served our fine country…U.S.A.!!!