I feel your pain lady. Sometimes I think Walmart has 30 lanes just to show you that it could be fast and convenient to check out but would rather make you and everyone else wait in line at the 4 lanes that are open and always seem to be manned by the slowest human beings allowed by law.
If not you, then who? Am I right people? – The answer to the question is likely a prison pen-pal boyfriend, but that really didn’t rhyme so I ignored it.
The Village People LOVE delicious meat. My guess is he’s probably picking up some hard salami.
Someone asked me if there is anything better than a rat tail and to be honest I was stumped. I assumed there was not. Then BOOM! Right in my face I get hit with the Siamese twin rat tail and it turns everything I thought I knew about this world upside down.